Why would you like to see a citywide smoking ban in public parks, small businesses, and individual homes?
Because I do not believe in freedom of choice.
Why do you think it's unfair for English to be a required language in American schools and businesses?
Because I do not believe in majority rule.
Why do you chant at passers-by?
Because I do not believe in intellectual debate.
Why do you arbitrarily designate certain speech as "hateful"?
Because I do not believe in the free exchange of ideas.
Why do you say that hip-hop is today's Shakespeare?
Because I do not believe in art.
Why do you say that there is a unilateral and fixed consensus amongst the scientific community on the topic of global warming?
Because I do not believe in science.
Why do you say that George Bush equals Hitler?
Because I do not believe in history.
Why do you say that America is the one creating the terrorists?
Because I do not believe in individuality.
Why do you say that 9-11 was an inside job?
Because I do not believe in the obvious.
Why are you a relativist?
Because I do not believe in anything.
