Friday, September 14, 2007
18 Months Later: Remembering The Lessons Of Duke-Lacrosse
This is what happens when you give him your phone number, ladies:
This is what he means by a "romantic evening indoors":
This is what he really wants to do when he says, "You sure got perty hair. Can I touch it?"
But now there's hope:
At the Berkeley Women's Center, you can learn more about being a woman, how women are different from men, what men do to hurt women, and masturbation. Yes, the Duke-Lacrosse players might have been "legally" innocent. But let's not forget, ladies, that the laws were made by men.
To find out more about the Berkeley Women's Center, remove your clothes and stand in front of a mirror all day and earn a college degree.
Posted by Will Franken at 4:00 PM