HAPPY (BELATED) ARMISTICE DAY!!!!!!

SORRY THIS IS LATE!

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL ARMISTICE DAY! (AND I HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T STILL DOING WORLD WAR I! COME ON, RELAX AND CELEBRATE!) WE'RE HAVING KARAOKE AND CAPITULATION AT MY PLACE!!!!

SERIOUSLY, IF YOU GET THIS BEFORE 1919 TRY AND MAKE IT DOWN TO VERSAILLES! GERMANY'S SUPPOSED TO COME OVER AND SURRENDER A LITTLE BIT LATER! (WE BOUGHT A CAKE SHAPED LIKE A TREATY!)

(DON'T TELL THEM, IT'S A SURPRISE!)

THE FRENCH ARE GONNA BE HERE, TOO! (THEY KINDA HAVE TO--IT IS THEIR PARTY, AFTER ALL! :))

(NO, THAT ISN'T A DOUBLE-SMILE! IT'S JUST THE END PARENTHESIS!)

lol:)

AND DON'T FORGET--WOODROW WILSON LOVES CHEX MIX AND MERLOT! :)

GO GIRLFRIEND! RAISE THE ROOF! FUCK THE KAISER!