(BOUNCY, COUNTRY BEAT, SUNG WITH A LOUD BARITONE TWANG)
Let me tell you 'bout a place
I'm sure you're gonna love.
It's the prettiest place around,
but you better wear some gloves.
Ain't nobody gonna tell me
what is wrong and what is right
cause I been working hard all day
and I plan to work hard all night
At the Down-N-Dirty Hotel,
you'll just love the smell.
At the Down-N-Dirty Hotel,
where all of Satan's children dwell.
They got a lot of little Asian girls
who will do what you tell 'em to do.
They can spank you for a hundred bucks
and then tinkle in your shoes.
A hundred more and you can get a whore
who's a sadomasochistic queen.
I got a life with an ordinary wife,
but this place is supreme!
At the Down-N-Dirty Hotel,
you'll just love the smell.
At the Down-N-Dirty Hotel,
where all of Satan's children dwell.
I come at 12, then I cum at 6
when the sun begins to rise.
Then it's homeward bound from there
with the cobwebs in my eyes.
The wife's gonna kill me when she finds out
that I been to this place again
and I spent all of the paycheck
on the tasty fruits of sin
At the Down-N-Dirty Hotel,
you'll just love the smell.
At the Down-N-Dirty Hotel,
where all of Satan's children dwell.
