Friday, May 30, 2008
Nancy, Who Works For Herself
Ms. Pelosi: "Well, the purpose of the surge was to provide a secure space, a time for the political change to occur to accomplish the reconciliation. That didn’t happen. Whatever the military success, and progress that may have been made, the surge didn’t accomplish its goal. And some of the success of the surge is that the goodwill of the Iranians-they decided in Basra when the fighting would end, they negotiated that cessation of hostilities-the Iranians."
Nancy Pelosi, I piss down your throat. You are a cunt of the lowest order.
You are a lying sack of shit, you dried-up, barren receptacle of opportunism and appeasement!
First female speaker of the house? What a disgrace and an insult you are to REAL women.
You want to be a fucking leader, you upper-class San Francisco twat? How about you stop hiding behind your own fucking vagina and start telling the truth for once?
How many American soldiers have died in Iraq BECAUSE of Iran?
Is Iran an ENEMY of the USA? Or is Iran a FRIEND of the USA?
WHAT IS IRAN’S TRACK RECORD WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN’S RIGHTS?
OR GAY RIGHTS?
OR HUMAN RIGHTS, FOR THAT MATTER?
You don’t know, do you? Or maybe even worse, you DO know. But you can’t say anything about it because--
You ARE globalization!
Open your mouth wide, Mrs. Neville Chamberlain, because Iran has a VERY big cock. Just please keep it behind closed doors--you’re embarrassing the rest of the freethinking world, male AND female.
You stupid, cynical, nihilistic, power-hungry, upper-class, ivory tower, granny cunt!
How I would love to give you a well-deserved backhand and make you fry up some biscuits and gravy for me. That’s where you belong, Nancy Pelosi--into the fucking kitchen with you!
Every time you open your fucking pie-hole, you set women’s rights in this country back 30 years, you pantsuited prostitute!
But, hey. . .at least you banned smoking in the Speakers’ Lobby! Attaboy champ!
Jesus Christ, be a REAL woman, you fucking Middle-East call girl! Be a woman who believes in something, you botox-infested flytrap! Show the rest of the world that women CAN fight instead of bending over to take it up the ass from a thermonuclear strap-on!
And if you can’t refrain from that, then shut your fucking mouth about the military, the surge, and the troops. You don’t know a GODDAMNED thing about the military, the surge, and the troops. You don’t know how to fight, you don’t know how to lead, you don’t know how to believe in anything and you’ve NEVER had to do without!
All your wealth has made you a pathetic and sniveling excuse for a REAL woman.
You know what, bitch--why don’t you go ahead and do what you want with your sick and twisted brand of upper-crust diversity, tolerance, pacifism, and “goodwill”--but PLEASE let the rest of the intelligent world retain at least SOME hatred for authentic barbarity!
You are not a woman, Nancy Pelosi.
Because I RESPECT women!
Posted by Will Franken at 1:47 AM