LETTERS FROM THE "COMMUNITY"

5th Notice

Dear Mr. Cosby,

This letter is to notify you that as of this October, our records
indicate that you still have not given back to the black community.

Your outstanding balance for the year of 2006, adjusted for your
recent honorary PhD and continued presence in the white-controlled
media, is $545,195.16. This balance must be paid in full in order to
build another rec center with a basketball court.

If the above amount is not paid in full by the end of November, our
legal department will be forced to call you an Uncle Tom.

Sincerely,

The Black Community



Dear Mr. Diddy,

This is to thank you for your recent gift of 200 computers to P.S. 123
Adam Clayton Powell Junior High School in Harlem.

Our school is improving daily. By next year, we hope to have teachers.

Sincerely,

The Black Community



Dear Mr. Sharpton,

Thank you for your rececnt inquiry into the case of the brother on
death row. Rest assured he does still have dreadlocks and is comparing
himself to Ghandi.

As to your other concern, yes, in lieu of money to his defense fund,
we will accept rhetoric.

Sincerely,

The Black Community



Dear Mr. Bonds,

I wonder if instead of "steroid abuse," we may begin using the term
"white supremacy"? Hopefully, this will work to remove all asteriks
from the record books.

Sincerely,

The Black Community