PHILOSOPHY OF RELATIVISM
MTW 11-11:50a.m.
Instructor: Wm. Franken; Office Hours: Saturdays, 3-3:27a.m.
Instructor: Wm. Franken; Office Hours: Saturdays, 3-3:27a.m.
Welcome to the Philosophy of Relativism!
OBJECTIVE:
In this course, you will gain a deeper understanding of the philosophy of relativism. You will see how relativism throughout the ages has brought us to a point where we can't understand anything at all. You will discover that everything is just a series of subjective opinions. You will realize that nothing is either teachable or knowable. You will come to see that everything is pointless, even this class. In fact, you don't need to come here anymore. Class is over.
WITHDRAWING:
If you would like to withdraw from this class, it's too late. You already took it.
SPECIAL NOTE ON TUITION REIMBURSEMENT:
If you would like a refund for your tuition, please be advised that all requests for reimbursement need to be submitted before you read this sentence. Now go home and leave me alone. I've earned my tenure for today.
