Monday, March 03, 2008
Is America Ready For A Half-White President?
We know America is ready for a black president.
She's been ready for a black president ever since George The Terrible embezzled the election of 1492.
But is she ready for a half-white president?
In other words, what if the black man of the hour isn't really black?
What if he's just another (gulp) politician!
Saying nothing, doing nothing. . .
What would happen to all our dreams of HOPE and CHANGE?
What would I tell my 16-year old half-black son?
Will he have to wait 400 more years to receive some CHANGE and HOPE for his black half?
As a young and edecutad voter, I am concerned about race.
Specifically, I am concerned about racial imperfections in otherwise black-appearing Negroes. Moreover, how can we, as the worldwide global community of America, weed out white impurities from the genetic make-up of our elected black officials?
What is the Final Solution?
"Help us, Obami-Wan, you're our only HOPE!"
Posted by Will Franken at 8:20 PM